Whether you know him as a radio DJ, horror film star, or the Godfather of Shock Rock, Alice Cooper can do it all. Whether you love him for his music, movies, or being an overall great guy, dive into his world with 40 new question and answer cards.

Great for all Alice Cooper fans to keep each round new and exciting. Written by the Godfather himself, this pack comes with a resealable bag to keep your cards nice and safe.

Mom says to stop wearing that creepy mask in the house and quit talking to that girl who died twelve years ago.

She might not understand your love of the creatures who go bump in the night, but we sure do! Dive into the world of your favorite creepy characters with 40 new question and answer cards.

Comes with a resealable bag to keep your cards nice and safe.

Collect the whole set, you'll be seeing dead people in no time!

Do you remember the first time you saw a horror movie in theaters?

Did you sneak in with an older cousin, or did you convince your grandmas that The Ring was a romantic comedy?

Dive into the world of 21st-century horror with this pack of 40 new question and answer cards.

A great way to keep each round new and exciting!

Comes with a resealable bag to keep your cards nice and safe.

Collect the whole set!

An unofficial, unauthorized expansion* to Cards Against Humanity**.

Love Cards Against Humanity, but even with the official expansions find yourself playing the same cards over and over again? Enter Crabs Adjust Humidity, a crappy little third-party, unofficial, unauthorized expansion card set that blends seamlessly with the original game and adds 112 morally-questionable new cards to play.

Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards

Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.
Contains no shellfish.

* Don't buy this if you don't have the original game: it's useless without it.
** Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.

Volume Two of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity**.

Stalin is often quoted as saying that "quantity has a quality all its own." We here at Vampire Squid Cards agree with that sentiment -as least as far as it applies to kittens, beer and exposed genitalia. Also, cards.

Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We've dug deep into our therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten LiveJournal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that, were you to play them in public, would probably get you put on a list of some kind.

Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards

Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.
Should not be taken internally.
Store in a cool, dry place.

* You really need Cards Against Humanity to use this. So go buy it.
** Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.

Volume Three of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity**.

History doesn't have a great record when it comes to third editions. Notable examples of how things go wrong include The Hangover Part III, the Third Reich and my mother's third child, Stephen.

Despite all that, with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Three we're yet again casting aside our filthy metaphorical undergarments in order to expose the twisted, glistening undersides of our damaged psyches. That's right, we've brought you another 112 cards so ill-advised, acting them out could get you thrown in federal prison. Just like Stephen.

Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards

Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.
Now legal in all fifty states and the District of Columbia.
Use only as directed.

* Don't try to play this without Cards Against Humanity. It won't work.
** Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.

Volume Four of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity**.

"Who are you? Where am I?"
– Ronald Reagan

Comedy isn't easy. In fact, studies*** have proven that it's the most difficult and challenging of all human endeavors. It takes experienced, trained professionals to produce the kind of high-potency, refined humor that generates sustained, clean-burning laughter without unpleasant side-effects.

The result of months of dedicated research and extensive animal testing, Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Four is comprised of 112 cards representing the very pinnacle of tasteless, juvenile humor.

Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards

Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.
Probably gluten-free.
Keep out of reach of children.

* This is meant to be played with Cards Against Humanity. So do that.
** Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.
*** You know, studies.

Volume Five of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity**.

When we first created Crabs Adjust Humidity, they said we were crazy. "Doomed."***

I like to think we weren't, at first. But it's too late now, for us. Far too late. All we can do now is complete the ritual, and hope that when the Old Ones come, they pass up our shrunken, withered husks in favor of more... succulent meat.

To that end****, we bring you Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Five. Here's another 112 cards, stuffed to the gills full of blasphemy, vitriol and the foul gibbering of the irredeemably insane.

Includes:
* 80 white cards, 32 black cards
* Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
* 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.
* Custom serialized hologram on every box, so you know you're not getting a counterfeit.
* Loves you just the way you are.
* Best if used by 07-23-3015.

* You're supposed to play this with Cards Against Humanity. We mean it.
** Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.
*** Looking back a few years later... Maybe they were right. More right than they could have ever known. If only we had listened, maybe none of the rest of it would have happened. Maybe Little Joey would still be alive, and the rest of us might be able to look ourselves in the mirror without the irresistible urge to simultaneously vomit and masturbate.
**** Really, it's everybody's end: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Because you think you're so funny. 56 blank cards with the Crabs Adjust Humidity logo.

Includes: 38 blank white cards, 18 blank black cards

* Like the regular volumes of Crabs Adjust Humidity™, these are professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
* No actual humor is supplied with these cards, they are blank cards only.
* Because you'll be adding these to an existing deck, no box is included: the deck of cards is individually wrapped in cellophane.
* The cellophane is NOT edible. Discard it after you remove your cards. Or, just throw it on the floor like an animal. See if we care, we're not your mother.

Volumes One to Five of the infamous crappy little 3rd-party, unofficial expansion to Cards Against Humanity*.

What it is:
- A combined special edition containing Volumes One – Five of the infamous crappy little 3rd-party, unofficial expansion to Cards Against Humanity*.
- 560 cards: 400 white, 160 black.
- Although designed as expansions, in dire circumstances can be played as a stand-alone game.
- Deeply, irredemably offensive.

Who it’s for:
- Players looking to extend the life of Cards Against Humanity*.
- Players who feel that CAH on its own isn’t sufficiently offensive.
- Players with broken, damaged souls and no moral compass.

Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards, Crabs Adjust Humidity does not contain shellfish. May be slightly moist.

* Cards Against Humanity™ is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with this game or its publisher, Vampire Squid Cards LLC.