General Enchantments Seeks Motivated Business Wizards!

Do you love a challenge? Can you cast legendary spells on time and under budget? Are your illusionary projections actually illusions? Join a magically powered up team with flexible hours, and competitive treasure / experience share. Only highly proficient communicators and ace spellcasters need apply.

Experience with Crystal Balls, PCs, and NPCs is a plus. So, grab your staff * and your staff ** - you’ve just been tasked with another project and the hourglass is already pouring sand. You are going to need to innovate, perpetrate, liquidate, and delegate your way to success using Spells, Magic Items, and possibly a Grimoire of Beast Practices or maybe a Demon. This isn’t your regular RPG of eldritch sorcerers.

A roleplaying game in the Arcane World of Business!
In the same vain as Kobolds Ate My Baby! this new Polymorph title brings much silliness and a meta take on both BUSINESS and WIZARDS!!! Fans of Kobolds Ate My Baby and other Polymorph games will both LOVE clocking into this adventure!

In Business Wizards you are a BIZARD! That means you are wizard who is ALL BUSINESS! You solve your daily problems with magic and sorcery rather than good old fashioned work ethic!

In Business Wizards you can:
* Attend STAFF meetings
* Get mad at the MIMIC copier
* Chat around the GELATINOUS CUBE cooler
* Summon COFFEE
* and much more!

This is an RPG about powerful wizards stuck in mindless, mid-level corporate jobs. How exciting!

A Game by Nat Mesnard & Patrick Watson
Illustrated by Tina Bongorno

Characters & character sheets

The Excellents RPG Game Diary is a place to keep track of all your princess adventures. There's space to record nine of your own princess characters and seven new ready to play princesses to include in your adventures.

Plus an all new Awesome World adventure

A game about being horses in their first years at Awesome World's most prestigious school for horses, Horseshoe Academy.

Ever since you were a foal you’ve dreamed of Horseshoe Academy. A magical school for horses, full of mysterious books, exciting sports, and hopefully your new best friends! You finally get your chance to go there! The biggest challenge at Horseshoe Academy won't be studying for arcane exams or defending your herd from monsters. It will be making sure everyone's included. Will you resist the drama and gallop into friendships that will last a lifetime?

Excellent Equine Roleplaying featuring high School, homework, & horses. Play as a mustang, unicorn, pegasus, kelpie, or miniature horse!

This book contains everything you need to play except polynedral dice and friends. Compatible with The Excellents Princess Roleplaying Game.

Includes two playable example episode adventures and five fantastic horses for you to play or learn how to make your own!

Polymorph is the award-winning single-die, fast action roleplaying system.

KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY!

It's not your fault that Kobolds are gourmets. It's not you fault that King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) is hungry. It's not your fault that the tastiest thing a KObold has ever eaten is sweet baby! And it's defineatly, not your fault that Kobolds are the most incompetent, reckless, and accident prone race to ever crawl out of a cave. But it is your problem...

King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) needs you - yes, you - to go out to the nearby human town and bring back the freshest, tastiest, plumpest human babies you can find - or, the King will be eating you (and Kobold's pretty darn tasty.)

Kobolds Ate My Baby! Super Deluxx Edition is the all new Beer and Pretzels Role-Playing Game! You and your friends take on the roles of Kobolds (short, furry cannon fodder with a penchant for gluttony and mayhem). Your mission is to raid towns and villages in search of the most delectable of Kobold treats - Babies! Along the way, you will learn forbidden magicks, face fearsome chickens, worship the Big Red God, die Random Horrible Deaths, and cook your friends for dinner!

A complete RPG, Kobolds Ate My Baby! Super Deluxx Edition has everything that you need to get started in the gut-wrenchingly funny world of Kobolds: kobold generation rules, a fast and easy game system, magick, gear, and rules for creating and running Kobold games.

Kobolds Ate My Baby! combines ridiculously over the top humor with a quick and easy to learn game system - sure to delight both veteran and newbie gamers alike. This all new edition features writing by Chris O'Neill and Dan Landis, and is completely illustrated by John Kovalic, of Dork Tower, Chez Geek, and Munchkin fame.

All Hail King Torg!

Introduction to Mazes video and PDF.

MAZES - Fantasy Roleplaying REFORGED.

A modern take on the classic fantasy dungeon RPG. With a single polyhedral die and the power of your imagination can you defeat the Maze Controller with swords, sorcery and shadow?

Lightning fast and easy to master, Mazes returns us to the dungeons where we first battled dragons with an award-winning, unique approach to fantasy roleplaying.

Open the door to adventure - if you're brave enough.

Will you dare dangerous and deadly delving in dark dungeons?

MAZES is a return to the classic sword and sorcery dungeon crawler with award-winning, yet delightfully simple modern rules that put you right into the action. A thoroughly modern take on the original RPG of dragons, dice, and dungeons!

Mazes is a fresh take on the classic dungeon RPG. Choose a die, pick a class, and open the door to adventure. Mazes is elegant, simple, and fast, with rules designed to create fun, dangerous adventures. Characters are well defined, with edges that make them feel and play differently. The MC (the Maze Controller) has tools that make it easy to set up and run games without a lot of prep. Plus, there are plenty of published adventures for Mazes, and rules that make it easy to use any OSR compatible modules.

Mazes captures the original feel of fantasy roleplaying; and translates it into a vibrant, easy to understand, modern rules system. In Mazes, you pick a die, pick a class, answer a few questions – and you’re ready to play. Like an old school game, Mazes is focused on creativity and “rulings over rules”. As a modern game, the rules are consistent, extendable, and focused on the narrative. Together, this means that the rules are fast to learn, logical, and adjudicable without having to consult a rule book every five minutes.

Easy to learn, and easy to teach - Mazes is the perfect introduction to roleplaying, while still having enough teeth for even the gnarliest grognards. It's time to get back in the dungeon!

At its core, Mazes works like this. You select a polyhedral die – a d4, d6, d8, or d10 – this die represents your character. Whenever you need to roll dice – you only ever ROLL this DIE. This die determines your “ROLE” within the group. The d4 is there to think and talk, resolve social and mental puzzles, and provide powerful spells and effects. The d6 is all about fast movement and physical reactions, providing action, agility, and speed. The d8 dishes out the damage, and the d10 is the shield and tank.

Like most RPGs, on your turn you explain what you want to do. The Maze Controller (the player running the game) may ask you to roll against one of the “outcomes” in the game: BOOKS are your smarts, BOOTS your movement, BLADES your damage potential, and BONES your strength and endurance. So, if you are rolling to smash a troll in the face with your hammer, that’s a BLADES roll; but if instead you wanted to run away, that would be BOOTS. When you are trying to do something you want to roll one of the numbers listed – so for a BLADES roll, it’s a success if you roll a 4, a 5, a 6, or a 7.

There are two other outcomes as well – a KEY (when you roll a 1) or a CROWN (when you roll the top of the die, a 4, 6, 8, or 10 depending on your chosen role). The Key is like a “critical” – it’s always a success if you are doing something that your character can do – and the CROWN is a success or a failure based on the current DARKNESS – an abstracted level of danger based on the actions of the party. Taking actions that are dangerous, loud, and aggressive (like say, splitting the party) add Darkness; as does encountering monsters and hazards. When the DARKNESS is low, CROWNS are successes, but when the DARKNESS is HIGH, they are failures.

Mazes is powered by polymorph – which is a compact yet comprehensive rules framework for roleplaying. It’s designed to provide the full experience of a crunchy RPG, but with minimal setup and prep – all without giving up the fun, mechanical depth of an exciting roleplaying system. Sorry, there isn’t any math – we did all that work for you! In a polymorph game, each player only ever uses a specific polyhedral die – a d4, a d6, a d8, or a d10. Each die represents a different “way to play” or a different “role” that they have in the group. Whenever a player asks “can I do something”, they roll their die and with a quick glance at their character sheet to know if they succeed.

There is NEVER any math involved (no modifiers, no masters). Depending on the game world and what kind of character that you are playing – you may roll with advantage or disadvantage (or not need to roll at all); and the MC (the person running the game) never rolls dice. The MC has tools to control the flow of game, and resources like the players to ensure that game play is fast, fair, and fun - without needing to memorize a million rules.

Mazes started out as a set of zines for ZINEQUEST 1 in 2019. This was the first time the polymorph system had been shown to the world. Fans and RPG industry leaders saw the elegant simplicity of the rule set and nominated Mazes for an ENnie for Best Rules ENNIE and an IGDN Indie Groundbreaker Award for Best Rules. Mazes won the IGDN Indie Groundbreaker Award for Best Rules!

Features:
* 6x9 inch cloth-bound hardcover with copper embossing and ivory pages
* Over 250 pages of awesome content
* Carefully crafted "gold edition" of the rules - 25% new content, 25% updated, 50% collated and collected from the previous 9 zines
* A stand-alone core book, with everything to make characters and run games of Mazes
* Glorious full color end-paper art by JUSTINE JONES
* Amazing interior line art by A. Shipwright

Full color, double sided, gold embellished GM screen featuring all the pertinent information needed to run Return to Dark Tower Fantasy Roleplaying.

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Powered by polymorph and compatible with 9th Level Games’ award-winning MAZES Fantasy Roleplaying, the Return to Dark Tower RPG brings dark, pulp-inspired storytelling and fast action to the table with modern roleplaying rules built on very deep roots.

Enter an epic fantasy world, take on perilous quests, raise an army of warriors and wizards, and defend your Kingdom from the malevolent forces of The Tower! If your heroes cannot defeat the Adversary in just one year, the nefarious plots and machinations of the evil mastermind will come to fruition.

Over the course of a series of procedurally generated adventures, your party will assemble soldiers and allies, and acquire powerful magic and lore, to attack the Dark Tower and defeat the Evil within. The game will be focused on a short campaign experience and will blend epic action with classic dungeon delving.

Return to Dark Tower RPG will be built on 9th Level Games’ polymorph roleplaying system and will be part of the Mazes Fantasy Roleplaying family. Return to Dark Tower will be a stand-alone game but its contents will be easily compatible with existing MAZES products.

The Return to Dark Tower RPG is designed to be played over a series of 3 to 5 game sessions collectively called a “campaign”. During each campaign, the players create an ADVERSARY together (or choose one of the existing great evils – like the Bane of Omens or the Ash Strider). One player will take on the role of the ADVERSARY and will act as the Maze Controller, or MC – the campaign's game master. They will run the game sessions, and plot against the players using the resources laid out in the game manual to crush their puny heroes! The other players will each create a HERO and a COMPANION from one of the Four Kingdoms. Together, they will quest to assemble allies, armies, and artifacts of great power to aid their cause. They will take on quests and delve in dungeons to either build up their own power, or remove their enemies' advantages.

TIME IS AGAINST YOU
If the heroes cannot defeat the Adversary in one year – the nefarious plots and machinations of the evil mastermind will come to fruition.

To emulate the race against the clock, actions within the campaign cost “weeks” of time. Traveling across the Four Kingdoms has a cost in time, as does going down into dungeons, taking on companion quests, cleansing regions of evil, and spoiling the machinations of the Adversary.

As the MC, you will have a set of fiendish plots. Each plot is a “resource clock” that fills up over time. If the heroes can’t diffuse the plot – through a quest, negotiation, defeating a monster, etc. – the clock fills and is readied for the FINAL BATTLE, giving you greater options, more powerful monsters, and darker abilities.

Over time, RPG sessions become “harder” and “deadlier” – both through the inclusion of harder foes and monsters, and from “darkness effects” which give the heroes disadvantages when it comes to specific actions in the game.

HEROES & COMPANIONS
You are a GREAT HERO of the FOUR KINGDOMS. You aren’t just some adventurer – you are a hero of legend leading your forces to save the world!

Each player creates a HERO and a COMPANION. Each has their own character sheet, and depending on the Quest and session you may play your Hero or your Companion.

* THE HERO – The Hero is the leader of a force of allies – soldiers, outlaws, thieves, wizards, or perhaps something stranger. These forces provide narrative options for character during RP and are your major resource for the final battle – utilizing polymorph’s exceptional ability to change scale and scope without altering core rules.
* THE COMPANION – A fully fleshed out RPG character that bolsters ANOTHER character’s HERO.
* THE FORCES – The foot soldiers, troops, animal companions, and the like that make up the army of the Heroes.

COMPANION and HERO characters are compatible with MAZES Fantasy Roleplaying and can be used in Mazes games – and your Mazes characters can be used as COMPANIONS in the Return to Dark Tower RPG.

CAMPAIGN PLAY
Each session features 3 distinct phases – Quest, Tally, and March.

* QUEST is the core, traditional RPG session – going down into a dungeon to battle a monster and loot treasure, a roleplaying session of politics or intrigue, etc. The QUEST’s aim is to either give the HEROES a resource for the FINAL BATTLE (negotiating with Bone Hills mercenaries to join your army, acquiring a magic staff from a tomb in the Lost Lands, etc.) or for foiling an ADVERSARY PLOT (stopping the emergence of the Soul Lich in the Irontops, saving the village from a plague in Three Rivers, etc.).
* TALLY is a phase dedicated to an inventory of your resources. It replaces the traditional fantasy treasure hording and shopping step. What do our forces look like? What are our advantages? Are we ready to attack the Tower, or do we need more support?
* Finally, we MARCH. The final wrap-up of each session where we decide what we are going to do in the next session – take on a new quest or proceed to the final battle? Decide which heroes and companions are going to play, and where they want to go. This will cost time (and possibly resources).

THE ADVERSARY
The ADVERSARY acting as the MC works with the party to determine what they want to do next, where they want to go, and how they want to spend their precious time. While certain HEROES and COMPANIONS are playing, others can be assigned to activities that spend time and produce resources or effects. The Adversary then advances their PLOTS based on the outcome of the game session and new time spent, and goes away to prepare for the next game session.

Deluxe gold-stamped hardcover includes 208 full color pages of content—everything you need to make characters and run games, plus details on how you can use components from Return to Dark Tower board game to enhance your roleplaying experience!

A dice roller, a visual player aid, and a carrying solution all in one!

The return to Dark Tower RPG Player Tower is a dice roller, a visual player aid, and a carrying solution all in one. The box transforms into a 2-part tower that sits in the middle of the playing area (or the Return to Dark Tower map board). It telescopes from the box, and then adheres to itself using magnets, rising up to a full 16 inches! The tower itself has all of the information needed to play the game printed on its walls.

Player Tower set includes:
* Full color player tower with player reference information (in compact 2 piece box)
* Dice Roller
* Polyhedral dice set (8 dice)
* Haggle die
* Full Color character sheet pad
* Full Color Token Set for tracking Spirit, Hearts, & Forces
* Full Color Reference Card Deck

THE TRAGED13S OF MIDDLE SCHOOL is an anthology of tabletop roleplaying, story games, LARPs, and other strangeness combining classic HORROR TROPES with game mechanics inspired by the greatest horror of all... JUNIOR HIGH!!!

Return to middle school without the horror of actually being 13 years old!

Each of the TWENTY TWO GAMES in The Tragedies of Middle School centers around a nostalgic junior high activity - spin the bottle, Truth or Dare, passing notes, Bloody Mary, school dances, friendship bracelets, cootie catchers, and more. Combining that with a PG-13 horror movie vibe to represent the fear, awkwardness, and angst of being a thirteen-year-old. It’s just the worst!

Other strangeness? In addition to the RPGs, story games, and LARPs, The Tragedies of Middle School features a card game, a Choose Your Own Adventure, a sport, a dance party, some craftivities, and more! We double dog dare you to join us back in those hallowed halls of nostalgia and dread!